Shawn Pearlman

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I almost got robbed!

Just now I was walking down the street and two guys were walking in the opposite direction and one of the guys grabbed me and I maneuvered out of his hold and started running and the two guys ran after at me and then I started yelling “Help!” and that made them stop and turn around and run the other way. The potential items that could’ve been stolen were an iPhone, fifteen dollars, and a bag of groceries with spring salad mix and salad dressing.  While fleeing from the two guys, the bottle of salad dressing fell out of the bag.  It shattered. Although I’m incredibly lucky to get away unharmed with most of my stuff, I really wish I had that dressing.  I immediately flagged down a police car and they drove me around the neighborhood trying to identify the robbers.  One of the cops asked me if I was from Oklahoma because of the level of my surprise. We couldn’t find them. Good night!