October 2008
1 post
Pac-Man Death Rattle
I was walking around Wall Street and found this right around the corner from the NY Stock Exchange. It’s written in Monopoly money. How coincidental considering our economic crisis!
Twenty minutes later I walked by the same spot and it was gone.
September 2008
1 post
I almost got robbed!
Just now I was walking down the street and two guys were walking in the opposite direction and one of the guys grabbed me and I maneuvered out of his hold and started running and the two guys ran after at me and then I started yelling “Help!” and that made them stop and turn around and run the other way. The potential items that could’ve been stolen were an iPhone, fifteen...
August 2008
1 post
That Lit song
Did you know that song “Miserable” by Lit was edited? The unedited lyrics go like this:
You make me come
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable
You make me completely miserable-y rich
You make me completely miserably Rich-ard Lewis fan club president
You make me completely miserably Richard Lewis fan club president.
You make me completely miserably Richard Lewis...
July 2008
2 posts
Bastille Day
Restart. I caught myself staring vacantly at a wall. What’s interesting about this day? It’s 07/14/2008. Seven times two is fourteen. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. Bizarre.
Day After Independence Day.
“Everyone has one [insane] thing.”
The quote above is said by Mark Wahlberg as the Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler character in Boogie Nights. I doctored it to tailor to the subject of my first blog entry. Since the entries in this blog will most likely be more comedy related, I decided to get my personal therapeutic one out of the way. Here goes:
I have this thing with restarting my...